succker

Listen Americans, I don't know how to say that without hurt your feelings but you know that sport you call soccer? That's football. I know, I know, you have your own football and all but seriously, guys, is that football? Do they even use their feet? I mean, yeah, sometimes they have to kick that thing you call ball (which is not a ball, really) like twice during the entire game and you have the guts to call the sport football? That sport's name should be runningball or violenceball or therestoftheworlddon'tgiveafuckball!
Also, what made you think you could go against the flow and simply change the name inside your stupid country? When the whole fucking world call it football! Fuck, US! We all already hate you because of all the wars and stupidity, you just had to give us another goddamn reason to throw you airplanes, hadn't you?
Can you imagine what would have happen to all sports if we simply decide to change the name of every sport we suck at?
Because, really, you suck at football. And soccer.