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Once upon a time there was a village called MarshVille, where a very special kind of frogs lived a very happy life, eating baby cats and singing Gadu Mariah while driving trucks and playing with scissors.
One day, a baby frog was born but everyone knew that something was wrong with that baby. She wouldn't stop crying until someone gave her a lollipop, that she would suck on for hours. The people of the village called a doctor to find out what was wrong with the baby.
Bad news. The doctor said that the baby frog had a fucked up chromosome (actually, it was half-chromosome) that made her different. She would grow old to fancy grown-up chickens instead of baby cats. She would end up saying words such as “top”, “miga” and “piroca”. The people of MarshVille couldn’t accept that among them. They kicked her out of the village, left her to die in front of a volleyball court.
Years passed and MarshVille was still a very peaceful place, although all the citizens would kiss each other eventually. One day, the Queen Shoreside saw a very very beautiful frog walking near the lake. That frog was beautiful, really! I mean, WOW! Beautiful! Hot! Sexy! Smart! Funny! Really really beautiful.
The Queen had to kiss those perfect lips, so she sent the guards to bring the amazingly beautiful frog to the village. Once she met those frogs, she instantly loved them. She was part of the village now and they would party all day and all night. But the Queen got sick, so that outstandingly beautiful frog offered to make a soup that would ~heal~ the Queen. All the people of the village ate the soup.
Suddenly, the Queen started to feel weird. Everyone started to feel weird. One of the frogs started crying and she wouldn't stop crying until someone gave her a lollipop!
*PAM PAM PAAAAAAAM*
They all remembered the baby frog with the fucked up chromosome (it was half-chromosome really) that they kicked out of the village!
*PAM PAM PAAAAAAAM*
- You expelled me from this village! But I didn’t die, I was raised by the Yannes on the volleyball court! NOW I HAVE MY REVENGE!
M~HUHUHUHAHAHHAHAHA!
The frogs of MarshVille started listening to John Mayer, they were suddenly interested in movies like The Notebook, they would cry watching Grey’s Anatomy. The village was ruined, the Queen Shoreside didn't want to eat any more baby cats…
...but, something went wrong with the plan. That oh-so-beautiful frog had accidently eaten a little bit of the soup too.
Will she became a truck driver?
Will the frogs of MarshVille ever go back to the scissors playing?
Don’t miss out on the next episode of: Dick Is The New Pussy
One day, a baby frog was born but everyone knew that something was wrong with that baby. She wouldn't stop crying until someone gave her a lollipop, that she would suck on for hours. The people of the village called a doctor to find out what was wrong with the baby.
Bad news. The doctor said that the baby frog had a fucked up chromosome (actually, it was half-chromosome) that made her different. She would grow old to fancy grown-up chickens instead of baby cats. She would end up saying words such as “top”, “miga” and “piroca”. The people of MarshVille couldn’t accept that among them. They kicked her out of the village, left her to die in front of a volleyball court.
Years passed and MarshVille was still a very peaceful place, although all the citizens would kiss each other eventually. One day, the Queen Shoreside saw a very very beautiful frog walking near the lake. That frog was beautiful, really! I mean, WOW! Beautiful! Hot! Sexy! Smart! Funny! Really really beautiful.
The Queen had to kiss those perfect lips, so she sent the guards to bring the amazingly beautiful frog to the village. Once she met those frogs, she instantly loved them. She was part of the village now and they would party all day and all night. But the Queen got sick, so that outstandingly beautiful frog offered to make a soup that would ~heal~ the Queen. All the people of the village ate the soup.
Suddenly, the Queen started to feel weird. Everyone started to feel weird. One of the frogs started crying and she wouldn't stop crying until someone gave her a lollipop!
*PAM PAM PAAAAAAAM*
They all remembered the baby frog with the fucked up chromosome (it was half-chromosome really) that they kicked out of the village!
*PAM PAM PAAAAAAAM*
- You expelled me from this village! But I didn’t die, I was raised by the Yannes on the volleyball court! NOW I HAVE MY REVENGE!
M~HUHUHUHAHAHHAHAHA!
The frogs of MarshVille started listening to John Mayer, they were suddenly interested in movies like The Notebook, they would cry watching Grey’s Anatomy. The village was ruined, the Queen Shoreside didn't want to eat any more baby cats…
...but, something went wrong with the plan. That oh-so-beautiful frog had accidently eaten a little bit of the soup too.
Will she became a truck driver?
Will the frogs of MarshVille ever go back to the scissors playing?
Don’t miss out on the next episode of: Dick Is The New Pussy