A/C Cupid
Dear Cupid, STOP! Hey! Come back here! I'm not here to complain!!! (...) Dear Cupid, I am here today to thank you with all my heart. I know I said that before when you gave us Tinder but I mean it now. Thank you. I've always complained about how picky you were and told you to lower your filters to the 'has most teeth' criteria, applying to all colors and shapes and sizes. I may have sounded a bit desperate and I thank you for your wisdom and resilience. I can see clearly now the rain is gone. You rock, dude. You haven't changed the brand of your arrows to a cheaper one that doesn't work as it should. Because that's the only explanation I can think of! I mean... it's all over town! Among my friends, people I simply know, on the TV, on the movies... all over the place I see relationships. All your cupid friends have been shooting relationships arrows like there's no tomorrow! Someone shot Beyoncé first, I guess, and then if you