jump, get out of the floor - pt 2
Karma is a bitch.
No, really, Karma was the name of the village's female dog. When Karma noticed that something was wrong with the frogs in MarshVille, she knew it was up to her to save everyone. She went on a hunt to find out what could have happened. Suddenly, she smelled something in the air. It was a weird smell, like a sausage smell. Karma knew nobody in the village would ever put sausage anywhere near their mouth. The smell was coming from a bowl of soup left on the kitchen. Karma licked the soup and instantly vomited. There was sausage on that soup, that's for sure!
Karma decided to follow the track of the smell to see where did that come from. She could see that all the frogs that were acting weird had eaten the soup - but who could have made it? Who could have done something like that?
The dog was getting really suspicious of everyone. She would pay attention to every single move of every single frog but it was really hard because all of them were acting weird. And then Karma saw something in the distance...
One of the frogs was barking near a tree. Apparently, that weird frog wanted to recover a lost volley ball. Wait a minute! Volley? A VOLLEY BALL? That frog was not from the MarshVille! Also, the ball was stuck on another tree. So the frog was literally barking up the wrong tree!
The bitch went running to the stupid frog and she said:
- Hey! You're barking up the wrong tree!
- What?
- You're barking up the wrong tree!
- Really?
- YES! You're barking up the wrong tree!
And then Karma bit the frog in the ass.
Karma always does that.
Karma is a real bitch.
Will the frog survive the bite?
Will life ever be the same in MarshVille?
Will Karma give us all a break?
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