the kingdoms tale
They say long time ago there was 6 kingdoms living on earth, peacefully and individually. They were spreaded all over the land, far far away from each other. And they would only get together in a anually Celebration of the Seas, where everybody from all 6 kingdoms would get on a boat a drink their lives away... fun times!
One of the kingdom was called Monkey Land for its population lived in harmony with the local monkeys, who pratically ran the business there. The monkeys would take care of the mail, they would change the human babies diapers, they would play wii and so on...
The second kingdom was called Pepper Matata and it was a very loud place where people would be always laughing, putting pepper on fruits, drinking red wine and enjoying the beauty of life.
There was a kingdom named Llama Island, where the fantastic taste for the right sport and the right beer was the signature of its people. Wise people, that would often travel to the other kingdoms to teach a thing or two to the oh-so-stupid locals.
Up North there was the Stupidland, named after the Queen Stupid Scheer. That was a happy place, with amazingly cute little kids and where the people knew about the other kingdoms, but they had no idea where they were located.
Overseas there were two more kingdoms. The first one was called ScotchLand but everyone called it SayWhatLand as it was very very hard for the people from the other kingdoms to undestand them. It is said that they are a really fun group but no one can say for sure. It is really really hard to understand them.
Finally, there was the Little Britain, named after the reality show that was so famous for showing the exact kind of people that lived there. They're almost as incomprehensible as the SayWhats, liked to party and drink heavily and they were kind and loving, in a very offensive way.
The anually Celebration of the Seas was such an amazing event that the people decided it couldn't be just a anually thing. Wizards, bitches and witches from all 6 kingdoms decided to bring up some magic water and tequila to please the Gods and they asked for a way to keep them all together, even though they were so far away from each other. And the Gods answered with 3 magic creatures:
The Facebook, The Whatsapp and The Skype.
And for that I thank them greatly.