i swear, sister!

i am a superhero, my friend. so don't worry.
if you're down, i'll use my special magic shovel and dig everything beneath you and get it up.
if you're sad, i'll call all the satuday night live cast, amy sherman-palladino and lauren graham & alexis bledel, also ellen (just to be there) to make you laugh.
if you need space, gosh! i shall use my rocket shoes and carry you to mars or some other planet that has all the space you need.
if you get high, it's okay. i can fly and bring you back in safety.
if you get thirsty, my maracuja-com-leite juice machine will work for you and for you only.
if you get hungry, you can always eat me.

i will do all these things for you, darling, or i'll die trying.
'cause i'm a superhero and quit just ain't my thing.

vuuuuuush...