three is the magic number

Just for the record, I'd rather spend three months jamieless, tvless, internetless, pepsiless, beerless, vodkaless, maryless, jobless, bookless, sushiless, hamburgerless, pizzaless, beachless, , phoneless, musicless, bedless, kissless, sexless...
But I couldn't be any happier for being friendless. For three months.
Tá, gay, desculpa.